5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter.
Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole.
Fuckboy logic.
SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON
- Me before I get paid: Im going to put 90% of it into my savings things are going to change from now on
- Me a minute after I get paid: *blows through more than half of my paycheck in 5 minutes* Gotta treat myself
My aunt was telling us about this time she went to a party when back in high school. She met this guy and gave him her number. Well the dude never called her and she forgot about the nigga until he called her ONE year later. Apparently the nigga got locked up that night, kept my aunt’s number for a whole fuckin year, and the first thing he did when he got out was call her to get that date. Lmfao.
Did she go in the date
Hell no.
I thought you were going to say they got married and lived happily ever after
impermanencexx
